The Most Honest, Outrageous, and Joyous Running Book You'll Read

Discover the hilarious and unvarnished truth about obsessive running culture with Are You a Running W*nker? by Alison Stankard (AKA Totes Inappropes). This isn't a serious marathon plan or a guide to injury prevention; it’s a sweary, honest celebration of what it means to become truly dedicated—or obsessed—with running, from 5Ks to ultras.

• A frank and hilarious look at the running lifestyle, written by dedicated runner Alison Stankard.
• Celebrates the relatable, often embarrassing realities of becoming a dedicated runner, including shoe obsession and race plotting.
• Offers a unique, non-serious perspective on the running community, contrasting with traditional training guides.
• Features four-color and spot-color printing for an engaging visual experience.

• Author: Alison Stankard
• Binding: Hardcover
• Language: English
• Print Length: 288 pages
• Publication Date: May 21, 2026
• Dimensions: 141 x 222 x 34mm
• Weight: 440g
• ISBN-10: 0008826706
• ISBN-13: 978-0008826703

Alison Stankard, known online as Totes Inappropes, chronicles her journey from casual jogger to ultra-marathon runner, realizing along the way that she has fully embraced the identity of a "Running W*nker."

If you've ever obsessed over splits, lied about the cost of your trainers, or wondered if you take running a little too seriously, this book captures the spirit of the dedicated runner.