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Smiffys Curly Turd Brown Novelty Joke Accessory for Fancy Dress
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- ¥1,000
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- ¥1,000
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- ¥1,000
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Description
Play a hilarious prank with this realistic curly turd from Smiffys. Made from fabric and measuring 18.8 x 9.8 x 1.8 cm, this brown novelty accessory is perfect for comedy dress-up, gag gifts, or adding a funny twist to your costume.
- Includes 1 x Curly Turd, Brown Trick or Turd novelty item
- Material: Fabric
- Dimensions: 18.8 x 9.8 x 1.8 cm; weight: 0.02 g
- No assembly or batteries required
- One size only
- Packaged in official Smiffys branded packaging
Smiffys has been a trusted name in fancy dress for over 125 years, offering costumes, wigs, makeup, and accessories that meet EN71 and Nightwear (Safety) standards for children’s products. Ideal for family fun and festive pranks.
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